Dearest Butterscotch, what a darling, adorable young Guinea Pig you are! Your light-brown and white coat is so pretty and looks so soft, and you have the sweetest face with those lovely big dark eyes. You were an impulsive purchase for your dear person, and he/she cannot be more delighted! You have a loving and fun personality, and you make her/him smile with your antics. You love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Butterscotch, on being chosen Pet of the Day! We hope you and your dear person and all you family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats, with a special serving of kale!
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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