Dearest Alonso, you are absolutely stunning, indeed! What a gorgeous Tinker Horse or Gypsy Cob you are! My Tinker Kitty says "Hello, Meow!" (She apologizes that she doesn't know how to meow in German.) Your white coat with the big black patches and your braided mane and tail are beautiful! You have the sweetest face, with those lovely big brown eyes that make you special to many friends. You are quite smart, too. You know a very good trick, to give your leg like a dog would "give paw." You live in Germany with your dear human friend and your dear father Aragon and mother Angie and best friend Tapane. You all love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Alonso, on being chosen Pet of the Day! We hope you and your dear human pal and horse pals Aragon and Angie and Tapane are all enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats, with a special serving of carrots and bananas!
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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