Dearest Mara, what a beautiful Lab Lady you are! You're so pretty with that sleek, glistening black coat that looks so soft and that sweet face with those lovely big brown eyes. Thank you for sharing those great photos with us! You're so relaxed and contented in the grass there with your toys, and you're absolutely gorgeous in your blue and yellow collar.
And what a talented, gifted doggie you are, understanding both German and English! You have a very important job as a school dog, helping the students to learn. You play with them and do tricks, and you work with them during their English lessons. You and they even wrote a text together to say goodbye in English! You love cuddles and being petted, and you would rather have a banana than a dog cookie. You and your family and school friends all love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home and classroom you share!
Congratulations, darling Mara, on being chosen Dog of the Day! We hope you and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats, and maybe even a special banana or two!
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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