Dearest Paco, you are absolutely gorgeous! You're a stunningly beautiful White-Eyed Conure with those brilliant green feathers and that sweet face with the lovely big dark eyes. You have the most delightful personality, too. You're very young, just seven months old, and you and your dear family have become quite close. You're already learning to talk, and you want to be close to your people as much as possible. You enjoy exploring things with your beak and "helping" with chores. Your people have even set up a play gym for you on the clothes-drying rack, so you feel like you're part of laundry time! You and they all love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Paco, on being chosen Pet of the Day! We hope you and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats and maybe even another load of laundry!
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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