Galileo the gorgeous Leopard Gecko!
Dearest Galileo, a.k.a. Galileo Oscar Doris Lawson Samson, what a gorgeous Leopard Gecko you are! You are so beautiful with those colorful scales and that sweet face with the lovely big dark eyes and what looks like a big smile (and probably is!). You have the most delightful personality. You're very sweet and also a lazybones, though you're fast as lightning when there's a cricket to eat. You enjoy watching Call of The Wildman, and you're world-famous as a YouTube star. You and your dear person love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Galileo, on being chosen Pet of the Day! We hope you and your dear person and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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