Dearest Dakota Rae, you are absolutely stunning indeed! What a gorgeous beauty of a Blue Hyacinth Macaw you are, with those bright blue feathers, and that long, long tail, and your sweet face with those lovely big dark eyes surrounded by yellow and that grey beak that looks as if it's smiling (and it probably is!). You're very special; you can say your name, unlike most of your breed members. You like to perch on your dear person's shoulder and take walks with her/him and the dogs. Your persons love to watch you and spoil you! You all love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Dakota Rae, on being chosen Pet of the Day! We hope you and your dear persons and dogs and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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