Dearest Harley, you are so handsome, indeed! What an utterly gorgeous Lhasa Apso/American Eskimo Dog mix you are! That long, thick hair is so pretty, and you have the sweetest face with those lovely black button eyes looking so full of wisdom and contentment. And what a delightful personality you have, truly unique, cheerful but calm! You're quite the media star, complete with your own business card: you've even done a few TV commercials! You enjoy meeting people, whether on the job or just on your regular walks. You and your dear family members all love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Harley, on being chosen Dog of the Day! We hope you and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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