Dearest Ozzie, you are awesome indeed! You're absolutely gorgeous, and you sure do know how to work the camera, don't you! What a gorgeous model of a Bearded Dragon you are! And what a delightful personality you have. You're friendly and you seem to genuinely like people, climbing on them calmly and even letting them touch you gently. You've warmed the hearts of many who have claimed they "hate reptiles!" You and your doggie housemate are best friends. You love crickets, and you're a kind-natured boy to other creatures who are not "lunch." You sleep in the funniest positions, and we could all learn from and be inspired by your gift for relaxation. You and your dear person love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Ozzie, on being chosen Pet of the Day! We hope you and your dear person and doggie pal and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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