Dearest Bolle, you are adorable indeed! What a beautiful German Ram Rabbit you are, with that thick, fluffy black and white fur and that sweet face with the long lop ears and lovely big dark eyes. You love playing in the garden and playing with your dear friend Flocke. You enjoy jumping on high furniture, as if you're a mountain goat. You cuddle with your dear person and play with him/her, and you both enjoy that. You and Flocke are his/her best friends. You all love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Bolle, on being chosen Pet of the Day! We hope you and your dear Flocke and person and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats, with a special serving of apples and carrots.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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