Dearest Bubba, what an adorable young Ferret you are, six months old, with that colorful fuzzy coat and that sweet face with the cute pink nose and lovely big dark eyes. You have a delightful personality, making your dear person smile with your antics and energy. You already know some good tricks, such as "sitting for food, sitting on your shoulder, not biting," and you're starting to learn "stand." You are your person's first ferret, and he/she is very diligent at taking good care of you! You love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Bubba, on being chosen Pet of the Day! We hope you and your dear person and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats and maybe even a special treat serving of egg!
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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