Dearest Stella, you are absolutely stunning! What a beautiful lady you are, with that glowing light-brown fur and that sweet face with those lovely big eyes and the big grin, and that pretty bow holding a little fur on the top of your head. You have the most delightful personality, too! You're ".. the most adorable, loving, caring, best behaved pet you could ever imagine!" You're full of energy and make your dear people smile with your antics. You act, and you think you're a human! You all love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Stella, on being chosen Dog of the Day! We hope you and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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