Dearest Bentley Lu Christian, what an astounding Great Pyrenees/Colorado Mountain Dog mix fellow you are! You're absolutely gorgeous, with that long, bushy, fluffy white fur that looks so soft and that sweet face with the lovely dark eyes and what looks like a big smile (and I'm quite sure is!). You have the most delightful personality, too! You're very playful and loving, and each morning you take a toy outside and lay down and chew on it. You're also very smart. You learned right away how to use your doggy doorbell to let your dear people know you need to go outside. You open your dog food container to get a snack when you're hungry. You're also very affectionate. You and your Mom and Dad and family all love cuddling together. You all love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Bentley, on being chosen Dog of the Day! We hope you and your dear Mom and Dad and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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