Oh my gosh, just look at that sweet face! I'm in love!!! Dearest Caesar, what an adorable Pug gentleman you are! That apricot fawn coat is such a pretty color and looks so soft, and those lovely huge eyes gazing out at me are positively mesmerizing. And what a delightful personality you have! You're full of energy, and you make your dear people, and everyone you meet, smile with your antics. You're very friendly and affectionate. You know when someone isn't feeling well, and you sit by them quietly. You and your people all love each other very much, don't you. When they come home after a busy day, you welcome them by running to them and licking their legs. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Caesar, on being chosen Dog of the Day! We hope you and your dear people and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats, with a special serving of chicken liver, curds, tomatoes, carrots, and bananas!
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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