Dearest Raito, what a beautiful Miniature Lop Rabbit you are, so precious indeed! You're so pretty, with that soft-looking fur in shades of brown and grey and white, and that sweet face with those long floppy ears and lovely big dark eyes. Your name came from an anime called "Death Note," but you are the sweetest fellow who loves to be cuddled and petted a lot. You're full of energy, and you enjoy running around and and playing. You love treats, and you use a cute face when you want one. You know a few tricks, and you're potty-trained. You and your dear person love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Raito, on being chosen Pet of the Day! We hope you and your dear person and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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