Beautiful Bob!
Dearest Bob, you are absolutely stunning! What a beautiful mixture of a Cocker Spaniel and Poodle you are! That fluffy fur is so pretty, and you have such a sweet face. And what a story you have to tell! Your former dear person had passed away, and no one could get you to come downstairs in your home there. Then you heard the voice of your dear mom-to-be, and you came running downstairs! It was love at first sight for you both, and off you went with her to your new Home! You are a happy guy who loves his treats and loves to sunbathe. You and mom and all your family members love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Bob, on being chosen Dog of the Day! We hope you and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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