Dearest Mops, you are absolutely beautiful! Your wild "mop" of hair is very unusual, going in so many directions! It is so pretty and looks so soft. And what a delightful personality you have! You're a good friend to your dear person. When she/he gets up in the morning, your guinea-pig housemates run away, but you stand still in the middle of your cage and look at your person. You make interesting noises when she/he strokes you. You love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Mops, on being chosen Pet of the Day! We hope you and your dear person and your piggy housemates and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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