Dearest Allen, you are adorable! What an amazing, terrific Super-Hamster you are! You're so pretty with that colorful fur and those little pink paws and that sweet face with the cute pink nose and lovely big eyes. And what a delightful personality you have! You're full of energy, and you make your dear person smile with your antics. You weren't the least bit shy when you first met him/her! You're clearly "the coolest of all hamsters I have had." You love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations,darling Allen, on being chosen today's Pet of the Day! We hope you and your dear person and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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