Oh my gosh, dearest Tess, aren't you ever just the sweetest thing! You're an absolutely beautiful Beaglador or Labreagle with that colorful fur and adorable face with those lovely big eyes gazing right at me. You have the most delightful personality, too. You're so full of energy, you even want to drive the car! The "big bed" is much nicer than any old dog bed, isn't is. You're playful, curious, and lovable, and you love nearly all the dogs and people you meet. You and your dear person love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Tess, on being chosen Dog of the Day! We hope you and your dear person and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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