Dearest Guiness, what an adorable Guinea Pig you are, indeed! You are so cute with that fluffy orange and white fur and that sweet face with that cute pink nose and toes and those lovely big dark eyes. You have such a delightful personality, too! You cheer up anyone who's sad by giving little kisses and cuddling up to and warming his/her neck. When you get attention, you oink, squeak, and jump around, making everyone happier. You and your dear brother just joined your human family earlier this month, so your dear person is still learning about you. You're full of energy and make everyone smile with your antics. You're also a very loving and affectionate cuddly ball of fluff and fur who brightens every day for your person. You and she/he and your brother love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Guiness, on being chosen Pet of the Day! We hope you and your dear person and brother and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite treats and games, perhaps a ball game with your brother and then another round of hide and seek in your special blanket!
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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