Dearest Nemo, what a strikingly beautiful Guppy you are! I can just imagine you swimming around in your aquarium with that golden coloring shimmering! And what a delightful story you have to tell! You are the only male fish with your harem of four guppy girls and one neon fish. You and one of the fish girls are the parents of two little fish babies! You are new family members for your dear person, who is learning about fish now. He/she just got you all in January and thinks you are all happy in your new home. You have enough to eat, and you're all healthy and content. You fishies and your person all love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Nemo, on being chosen Pet of the Day! We hope you and your dear human and guppy girls and neon fish and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite treats and games.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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