Dearest Manuelita, you are gorgeous indeed! What a beautiful Gopher Tortoise you are, with that fascinating design of markings on your shell and body. You have the sweetest face with those lovely big eyes gazing right at me. And what a terrific story your dear person has to tell! He/she found you and knew right away you needed a home, because he/she had had turtles before. Now you live in a fine home, with a cat to follow you and a garden to explore in and plenty of good food. You all love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Manuelita, on being chosen Pet of the Day! We hope you and your dear person and kitty friend and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats, with a special serving of lettuce!
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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