Dearest Paula and Paulina, what a beautiful mother-daughter pair you are! You live together in a hutch at your house. Your dear person likes you very much because you are really lovely! When he/she gets up in the morning, you are noisy because you're very hungry. And then after dinner, she/he plays with you and teaches you tricks. You've already learned several good ones! After the lesson, you have a break and can do what you want. Then you go behind the hutch because that's where your hay is. You all love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Paula and Paulina, on being chosen Pets of the Day! We hope you and your dear person and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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