Dearest Eric, you are adorable indeed! What a beautiful Lop Rabbit you are, with that brown and white fur that looks so very soft and that sweet face with those long, LOOONG white whiskers and eyebrows and lovely big brown eyes. You have the most delightful personality, too. You're very sweet and very fast, and you can jump very high. You are a great friend to your dear person, and you and he/she play ball together. You're quite young, not even two years old yet, and you two are looking forward to many more years of fun! You love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Eric, on being chosen Pet of the Day! We hope you and your dear person and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats and a special serving of broccoli and apple!
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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