Dearest Tulle, also known as "S*Fyhrligan's Mendozkino,"what an adorable young man you are! You're an absolutely stunning Norwegian Forest Cat, with beautiful grey and black fur and the sweetest, most innocent-looking face with that cute nose and lovely big eyes. Thank you for sharing that great photo with us! How nice to know that your dear sisters Saida and Sheba are part of the family, too. I wish I could reach through the screen and across the ocean to Norrköping, Sweden to pet you all! I can't, of course, but I know your loving and beloved person will pet you for me .
And what a delightful personality you have! Your dear person says you have about 20 different angry or confused expressions. You play cute and innocent if something breaks, such as a flower-pot. You act as though it jumped, not that a naughty kitten pushed it off the shelf! Your sisters Saida and Sheba live with you. At first Saida was in charge, but after much fighting and arguing, you won the throne. You all love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Tulle, on being chosen Cat of the Day! We hope you and your dear person and Saida and Sheba and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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