Dearest Zazou, what a gorgeous Boer goat cross little girl you are! You are utterly adorable with that beautiful brown and white coat that looks so soft and that sweet face with those long, LOOOONG ears and lovely big eyes and that mouth with what looks like a big smile (and probably is!). You are a young little lady, only two months old and already full of mischief. You do things you shouldn't do and go places you shouldn't go, but when someone tries to scold you, you look so cute it's hard not to smile. Your dear people have many goats, but you stand out, even if it means you're in trouble again, you little imp! You all love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Zazou, on being chosen Pet of the Day! We hope you and your dear people and goats and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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