Dearest Rolly Polly, what an adorable, precious Guinea Pig you are! You're so cute, first next to your dear pal Midnight Sage (who I am sure is just as cute). Then you're stylin' in that straw hat with the flower. And then there you are, on your back, reaching your arms out and gazing straight up at me. I wish I could reach in and gently finger-pet you on that tummy (only if you like tummy finger-pets, of course), and Midnight's tummy too (only if he likes tummy finger-pets, of course)! I can't, but I know your loving and beloved person will gently finger-pet any suitable tummies for me. You're a very cheery piggy who brings laughter and joy to everyone's lives. You're a perfect princess who loves posing for the camera (as is very clear from all these great photos). You and your person and Midnight Sage all love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Rolly Polly, on being chosen Pet of the Day! We hope you and your dear Midnight Sage and person and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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