Dearest Joey, you are adorable! What a precious young Cockatiel gentleman you are, with those gorgeous fluffy colorful feathers and that sweet face with the bright orange cheeks and those lovely big dark eyes. You have the most delightful personality, too. You know how to whistle and kiss, you like music, and you sometimes even dance to music! You also enjoy making noise, especially at night when your dear person is trying to sleep, but that's okay because he/she loves you anyway. You live with your brother Cal and your two budgie pals, Turbo and Blueberry. You and they and your person all love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Joey, on being chosen Pet of the Day! We hope you and your dear person and Turbo and Blueberry and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats, especially some popcorn (no butter or salt)!
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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