Dearest Bernie, you are a Beautiful Blue indeed! What a gorgeous guy you are, with that trademark Russian Blue fur and that sweet face with the darker-grey nose and the lovely big golden eyes. Thank you for sharing that great photo with us. You certainly are the Purrrfect Santa Claus there! I wish I could reach through the screen and over to Brooklyn to pet you! I can't, of course, but I know your loving and beloved Purrrsons will pet you for me .
And what a delightful Purrrsonality you have! You love to dress up, don't you. What a terrific Santa you are here. I would have loved to see you coming down my chimney! I bet you are a terrific cowboy and football player, too. You have a busy schedule full of important duties such as sleeping, snacking on crunchies, joining your dear Purrrsons in games of fetch, and playing the piano. You're an artist, with your first drawing about to be mounted on the wall. Best of all, you welcome your Purrrsons home with a gigantic stand-up hug! If you didn't hate raccoons, I'd tell you that you will always be Raccoon of the Year to your Purrrsons. You and they all love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Bernie, on being chosen Cat of the Day! We hope you and your dear Purrrsons and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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