Dearest Elvis, you are absolutely stunning! What a beautiful Mini Lop Rabbit you are, with that fluffy, glossy grey fur and that sweet face with those lovely big dark eyes. And what a delightful personality you have! You are full of energy and make your dear person laugh with your antics, jumping and swirling round the garden, jumping into the bed for cuddles and kisses, chilling in the garden. You're there to give your person hugs and kisses, no matter the kind of day he/she has had. And you love to chase the dog to try and catch her. You're your person's rocking rabbit, and you truly live up to your name! You love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Elvis, on being chosen Pet of the Day! We hope you and your dear person and doggie housemate and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats, perhaps a special serving of extra-juicy tomatoes!
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
(How's your hip rolling?
) Yes indeed, you certainly do your namesake proud!
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