Dearest Kahlua, what a sweet, beautiful little short-haired guinea pig you are, so precious indeed! You are a terrific pet, not only your dear person's best friend but also a great mother to your three beautiful dear babies, Meeko, Zoe, and Snickers! Raising them was fun and a great experience for your person, and it is especially nice that they are all nearby, part of your extended family! You love playing with your babies and teasing your dear doggie housemate (even if she/he might be a bit jealous of you and the piglets!). You all love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Kahlua, on being chosen Pet of the Day! We hope you and your dear person and doggie and Meeko and Zoe and Snickers and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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