Dearest Oscar, what an adorable Ferret you are! You're so cute in those great photos, and you have the sweetest face. You have the most delightful personality, too. You keep close to your dear person, following him/her around, and you're even potty-trained! You're curious and get into everything, but you're also calmer and better behaved than other ferrets your dear person has met. You're his/her first ferret and best friend, and you love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Oscar, on being chosen Pet of the Day! We hope you and your dear person and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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