Dearest Kit, you are absolutely stunning! What a gorgeous Winter White Dwarf Hamster you are, with that soft-looking light-colored coat and that sweet face with the cute little pink nose and lovely big dark eyes. And aren't your little pink paws precious! Your dear person says you love posing for pictures, and no wonder; you're a splendid model! You have quite the delightful personality, too. You're friendly and sweet, not nippy at all. You enjoy licking your person's hand and giving kisses. You love running on your wheel and stuffing your cheeks with food. You're a funny little guy, and you and your person love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Kit, on being chosen today's Pet of the Day! We hope you and your dear person and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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