Dearest Olaf, what an adorable Guinea Pig you are! You are so darling, precious indeed with that soft-looking white fur and that sweet face with the lovely big dark eyes, complete with specs. You look so learned there! And what a delightful personality you have, too. I'm sorry to learn you may have been mistreated in your former "home," but
I'm so glad and grateful that you then came to your True Furrrever Home and Family. You've trained your dear special friend well on ways you like and ways you dislike being handled, and you're a happy little piggy now! You're full of energy and make her/him smile with your antics. You love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Olaf, on being chosen today's Pet of the Day! We hope you and your dear special friend and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats, maybe a special serving of carrots, sweet potato, sugar snap peas, apples, pears, and grapes, and maybe even some dandelion leaves!
now you have come to your True Furrrever Home with your True Furrrever person
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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