Beautiful Bianca!
Dearest Bianca, What a precious, adorable Abyssinian Guinea Pig you are! You're so beautiful indeed with that colorful coat that looks so soft and that sweet face with the pink ears and white whiskers and lovely dark eyes. It sounds like you are living a delightful life, with your sister piggies Tessa and Gill and new li'l sister Willow, and your experienced human piggy slaves who cater to your every wheek! You enjoy Grass o'Clock outside sometimes! You are all Daddee's Girls, and he feeds you Romaine, carrots, chicory, hay, pellets, and "cookies" (Timothy Hay supplements). You piggies and hewmans all love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Bianca, on being chosen Pet of the Day! We hope you and your piggy sisters and hewman servants and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats, maybe some Grass o'Clock time followed by a special serving of cookies!
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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