Dearest Loki, what an utterly adorable Guinea Pig you are! Your grey and white coat is so pretty and looks so soft, and you have the sweetest face with that cute pink and white nose and those lovely big brown eyes. You and your dear Mom-to-be met at the pet store, where she was shopping for food for her other two piggies. She saw you sitting alone in your pen, took a picture and sent it to Dad-to-be, who replied "You can get him if you want to." She did, of course, so she adopted you that same day!
Home you went, to meet your two new piggie brothers. Mom carefully introduced and bonded you all, and you've been best of friends ever since! You and they and Mom and Dad all love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Loki, on being chosen Pet of the Day! We hope you and your deaer Mom and Dad and brothers and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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