Dearest Snickers, you are absolutely gorgeous! What a beautiful Guinea Pig you are, with that tan, black, and white fur coat and that sweet face with those lovely dark eyes. You really do look a lot like a Snickers candy bar! That's very interesting that guinea-pig proportions don't change throughout life, the piggies just get bigger until they are full-grown. I didn't know that! You are one of several pets in your family, and you all love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Snickers, on being chosen Pet of the Day! We hope you and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats, including hay and carrots and some of those special cookies for dessert!
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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