Cuddly, Lazy Thumper!
Dearest Thumper, what a beautiful Lop-mix Rabbit you are! You're absolutely adorable in those great photos, and thank you for sharing them with us. How nice to see you with your dear little brother Patch (also adorable, of course)! Your dear person says you're his/her "super cuddly and super lazy bunny." You can be mischievous, too, running around people's feet or following them into the house. You enjoy digging in the garden, making a bed for yourself there, playing with Patch, and eating almost anything. You're super sweet and a gentle giant, and you and Patch and your person all love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Thumper, on being chosen today's Pet of the Day! We hope you and your dear Patch and person and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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