Dearest Pipsqueak, what an adorable Hairless Guinea Pig you are! That hairless body is absolutely gorgeous, and you have the sweetest face there with those lovely big dark eyes. And what a story you have to tell! You were born with all kinds of health problems. How uplifting and heartwarming it is to read of all the special treatment and loving care your dear persons have given you! Finally you started growing and thriving, and now you are a happy, healthy hairless piggie! Thank you for sharing all those great photos with us, especially the one of your dear person syringe-feeding you when you were tiny. I wish I could reach through the screen and gently finger-pet you! You and your person love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Pipsqueak, on being selected Pet of the Day! We hope you and your dear person and brothers and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats, with lots of special green peppers, timothy hay, cardboard tubes, and popcorning!
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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