Cheerful Chaka!
Dearest Chaka, what an adorable Greyhound-Mix you are! And what a wonderful day that was, back when you were only about eight weeks old, an orphan in pretty bad shape nutrition-wise, and you wandered up to just the right door! The people took you right in and gave you loads of good food and loads of love, which you have returned many times over. You go everywhere with them, and you love everyone. Your doctor says you have the bone structure of a greyhound, which is why you love to run at break-neck speed. You and your dear people all love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Chaka, on being chosen today's Dog of the Day! We hope you and your dear people and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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