Marvelous Misty!
Dearest Misty, you are absolutely stunning! What a gorgeous lady you are, sitting up there so proudly! That thick, fluffy, long, grey and white fur is so pretty and looks so very soft and luxurious. You have the sweetest face, with that darker-grey nose, the long, LOOOONG white whiskers and eyebrows, and those lovely big golden eyes gazing straight out at me. You've hypnotized me already! I wish I could reach through the screen to ...wherever you are here in the U.S. of A. ..and pet you! I can't, of course, but I know your loving and beloved Meowmie will pet you for me .
And what a delightful Purrrsonality you have! You're full of energy and make your dear Meowmie smile at your antics. You love your house, and you love chasing shiny tinfoil balls around in it. You do not stand for being chased, do you. The rules clearly state: you are the hunter, never the hunted! You figured out Meowmie's trick of getting her tongue in between her two front teeth, and now you do it, too! At Christmas time, you hide under the tree to wait for Santa to come visit. You're very good, you don't tear the wrapping paper or anything. I'm sure Santa brings you loads of goodies! You and Meowmie and all your family members love each other very much, don't you. As you say, every cat deserves to be so loved! What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Misty, on being chosen today's Cat of the Day! You are very deserving of this honor, and I trust you're enjoying seeing yourself featured here for the whole world to see and read about and admire! And I hope you and dear Meowmie and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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