Darling Daffy!
Dearest Daffy, what a gorgeous guy you are, so pretty with those colorful feathers! You were a very special birthday gift to your dear young lady three years ago, and you're very important to her. You lie in her lap to watch TV with her, you fly behind her when she rides her bike, and you sit perched on her shoulder when she walks around. You were the most unique and memorable birthday present ever, still making her smile all these years along. You're the best duck ever, and you and she love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Daffy, on being chosen today's Pet of the Day! We hope you and your dear young lady and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats, maybe a special serving of Apple Jacks!
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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