Marvelous Mister Wu!
Dearest Mister Wu, what an adorable young Basset Hound you are! Only seven months old, and you've clearly got the art of relaxation down like a true champ! You are your dear people's fourth Basset Hound, the only breed they've owned. You're very loving, and your favorite pastimes are eating followed by a long nap. The current quarantine situation seems to perfectly fit your desired lifestyle! You like to go out and check on the rabbits outside, no matter what time of day. You and your dear people all love each other very much, don't you. What a delightful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Mr. Wu, on being chosen today's Dog of the Day! We hope you and your dear people and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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