Elegant Amos!
Dearest Amos, you are absolutely stunning! What a gorgeous, elegant Domestic Longhair fellow you are! Your long, fluffy, ebony fur is so luxurious and looks so soft, and what a sweet face you have with, round and black and fluffy with those lovely big blue-green eyes. You are so handsome and majestic sitting up there and gazing straight out at me! I wish I could reach through the screen and over to Goshen, IN to pet you. I can't, of course, but I know your loving and beloved Purrrson will pet you for me .
And what a delightful Purrrsonality you have! Your dear Purrrson says it's so human-like, it's amazing. You are the most loving and laid-back cat he/she has had the pleasure of being owned by. You love to play fetch, with your favorite fake mouse "Red" or with your Purrrson just as she/he is ready to leave for work in the morning. Everyone knows black is elegant, so you add a touch of black-fur elegance to every garment your Purrrson owns. He/she says you're "a cat lover's dream come true." You two love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Amos, on being chosen today's Cat of the Day! We hope you and your dear Purrrson and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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