Joyful Jovial Jeeves!
Dearest Jeeves, what a beautiful Irish Draft Horse you are.. just the choice for St. Patrick's Day! Your brown coat is gorgeous, with that white streak from your forehead down to your nose and mouth. What a sweet face you have, with those lovely big brown eyes. And it appears you really do love a roll in the dirt!
What a story you have to tell! You were almost lost to a severe illness several years ago. The day the vet came to put you down, you started to pick up, and you're now fully recovered. You're your dear person's special miracle and best friend. You two love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Jeeves, on being chosen today's Pet of the Day! We hope you and your dear person and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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