Handsome Big Ron!
Dearest Big Ron, what a good-looking guy you are! You're a gorgeous grey-black and white Tuxedo, with your glossy fur that looks so soft and your sweet face with the pale-pink nose and those lovely big golden eyes. Thank you for sharing all those great photos with us! You are clearly a busy man, doing the laundry, climbing the stairs (to look for more dirty laundry, maybe?), working on some guitar riffs.. How did your family ever get by before you came? I wish I could reach through the screen and across the ocean to Nottingham, England, in the UK to pet you! I can't, of course, but I know your loving and beloved Meowmie will pet you for me .
And what an amazing story you have to tell! You were rescued after being abandoned in a big country park when you were little. We thank your rescuers and your dear Meowmie and family for saving you and bringing you Home. You were quite wild, so you were named after a particularly-violent London criminal. It has taken a while for you to be socialized, but a few years later now, you are doing much better! You still don't like to be picked up and cuddled, but Meowmie does so at times, much to your disgust. After all, "E may be a bit violent but 'e don't 'arf luv 'is dear old mum." She wouldn't change you for the world! You and she love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Big Ron, on being chosen today's Cat of the Day! We hope you and your dear Meowmie and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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