Dearest Molly, what a gorgeous Carolina Yellow Dog you are! You're so cute lying there so comfortably, with that pretty-colored fur and sweet face. And what a nice story you have to tell! You were rescued from a shelter at age 13 weeks, so you've been with your dear people almost your entire life. Your best friends are Katie the Dachshund and Cooper the Basset Hound. You know many tricks and can do them with both verbal and hand commands. Your dear Dad calls you "The Biscuit Queen," and need we even wonder why?!! You get along well with your two neighbor kitties. I am looking forward to seeing you at Westminster one day! You're told that you're "the most loveable dog in these parts." You and your dear Mom and Dad love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Molly, on being chosen today's Dog of the Day! We hope you and your dear Katie and Cooper and Mom and Dad and neighbor kitties and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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