Wonderful Woody!
Dearest Woody, what an absolutely adorable young man you are! Your Ginger Tabby fur with white trim is so beautiful and looks so soft. You look so very much like my Ginger Tabby with white trim lady Sparkler, she says "Hello, Meow, handsome!" You have such cute pink paw pads, too, and the sweetest face with that white trim down and around your nose (so much like Sparkler's, here's a big "Hello, MEOW!" from her) and those lovely eyes nearly shut. I wish I could reach through the screen and across the ocean to beautiful England in the UK and pet you, and pet your doggie pal Toby, too! I can't, of course, but I know your loving and beloved mum will pet you both for me .
And what a delightful Purrrsonality you have! You're very smart. You and dear Toby love each other, and you chase each other around the house. You were almost feral when you joined your family, so you're shy of new people, but you warm up once you get to know them. You jump high in the air for food when someone throws it, and you pose for the camera in flight. You love cuddles but only from your dear mum. You tell your Purrrsons when to get up in the morning to feed you. You all love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Woody, on being chosen today's Cat of the Day! We hope you and your dear Purrrsons and Toby and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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