Dearest Buster and Baby, what utterly adorable and precious children you are, absolutely beautiful little orange tabby kitten siblings! Your pink noses are so cute, those darker pink paw pads of Baby's (and I assume Buster has matching ones?) are gorgeous, and what lovely big kitten-blue eyes you have! I wish I could reach through the screen and down to Clyde, Ohio and pet you both! I can't, of course, but I know your loving and beloved Purrrents will pet you for me .
And what delightful Purrrsonalities you have! Baby, you're the more adventurous and mischievous one. You're the explorer and the first to try something new. Buster, you're more careful. You sit back and watch to see how much trouble your sister will get into before trying what she's doing. You come running when you hear your dear Purrrents come home, and you give them a very boisterous Hello. You love playing with each other, and you're never far apart. You run all around the house, climbing things and jumping on each other. As a tag team, you're the Paws of Terror! You're also both very affectionate cuddlers, and you love to nap together after you've worn yourselves out. You and your Purrrents all love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Buster and Baby, on being chosen today's Cats of the Day! We hope you and your dear Purrrents and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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