Dearest Mr. Bird, you are gorgeous, breathtakingly beautiful! What a stunning Christmas Pet of the Day you are! You were hand-raised by your dear young friend from a two-week old chick, and now you're a beautiful adult bird. You are very smart, too. You started talking when you were less than six months old, and you now have quite a large vocabulary. You learn new words every day! You spend quite a bit of time out of your cage, and you fly to visit your friend in his/her room. You announce your arrival, and you enjoy playing with your toys. You two love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Mr. Bird, on being chosen today's Pet of the Day, our Christmas Pet of the Day! We hope you and your dear young friend and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats, perhaps a special serving of lettuce, spinach, apple, orange, and egg yolk!
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I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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