Dearest Oreo, what an absolutely precious Black Bear Hamster you are! You are so pretty with that fluffy, soft-looking black fur and that sweet face with the lovely big dark eyes. You have the most delightful personality, too. You enjoy dancing to music and talking in hamster-talk. You keep a very tidy cage with your "loo" in one corner! You don't like it when your dear person "mucks up" your place, even though he/she is cleaning it for you. You two love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Oreo, on being chosen Pet of the Day for yesterday, Wednesday, December 4! We hope you and your dear person and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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